BACK TO THE FUCKING WEATHER

HOLY SHIT. HE UPDATED SOMETHING? NOPE! Coming soon! A less-lazy fucking admin! (The same one, don't get your panties in a knot)

HERES MY FUCKING OUTPUT
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR

Heres my fucking output to your fucking input.

02/02/2009 - 10:09AM

What about Canada?

I don't know.

02/02/2009 - 10:47AM

THIS SHIT ROCKS

Hey thanks.

02/02/2009 - 12:28PM

THIS SHIT SUCKS!

Hey thanks.

02/02/2009 - 12:28PM

Add Canada motherfucker

Dear all Canadians: I'll try.

02/02/2009 - 12:37PM

HOLY SHIT FUCK

Thanks, I agree.

02/02/2009 - 12:59PM

Great site, beats the weather channel!

Less commercials too.

02/02/2009 - 01:00PM

vary fucking cool

Vary fucking cool indeed.

02/02/2009 - 01:36PM

This site is fucking great. Give yourselves a hand or go fuck yourselves. I don't give a shit either way

LMAO

02/02/2009 - 01:39PM

ITS FUCKING WRONG, LEARN TO CONTROL THE WEATHER CORRECTLY!

There seems to be a misinterpretation, since when am I controlling the fucking weather?

02/02/2009 - 01:52PM

THIS SHIT DOES FUCKING ROCK

02/02/2009 - 02:01PM

I typed Buenos Aires, Argentina and it defaulted to fucking Rochester, NY. Also your comments box blanks when you fucking click it. Otherwise fucking-A.

Works better with one-word cities. Defaults to Rochester when it doesn't know whats going on.

02/02/2009 - 02:21PM

should make one for england ;)

Dear Englangians: Maybe.

02/02/2009 - 02:22PM

Fuck You...eh

That was my roommate.

02/02/2009 - 02:52PM

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING BADASS I JUST WANT TO LICK MY FUCKING COMPUTER SCREEN TILL I AM ELECTROCUTED INTO A CHAR BROILED PEACE OF FUCKING SHIT. LOOK AT THIS SHIT... OH NO I SEE YOU WITH THAT MORTAL BUCKET OF WATER, TRYING TO COOL THAT SHIT DOWN. BUT IT WOULD JUST FUCKING EVAPORATE BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO GOD DAMN INTENSE

That was probably the most vulgar thing I've ever read. However, HILARIOUS.

02/02/2009 - 02:59PM

OMG!! your site is the fuckin shit! everytime i visit it i want to touch myself! fowl fucking language makes my titties hard! keep up the good work!

Dear Internet: You're hilarious.

02/02/2009 - 03:20PM

THIS SHIT ROCKS DUDE

Thanks dude.

02/02/2009 - 03:22PM

WHERE'S MY FUCKING EUROPES?

Oh, I wasn't keeping track of it. Probably wherever your left it.

02/02/2009 - 03:25PM

i just wanted to say that this fucking rocks.

i just wanted to say thanks.

02/02/2009 - 03:34PM

This is so fucking awesome. Fuck.

This site probably isn't meant for kids.

02/02/2009 - 05:01PM

Fucking Amazing

That it has't crashed yet? I agree!

02/02/2009 - 06:42PM

You have the best fucking site on the motherfucking internet. Awesome!!

Part of a complete breakfast!

02/02/2009 - 01:53PM

Awesome, awesome, awesome. God bless free speech.

I agree.

02/02/2009 - 02:53PM

HERES MY FUCKING INPUT

Heres my fucking output.

02/02/2009 - 07:16PM

THIS IS SOME ACCURATE FUCKING SHIT

02/02/2009 - 07:56PM

INTERNATIONAL ZIP CODES DONT FUCKING WORK

I know. I'm sorry.

02/02/2009 - 09:49PM

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME MOTHERFUCKERS!

I hope so.

02/02/2009 - 11:30PM

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. I ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW THE FUCKING WEATHER BEFORE I GO TO FUCKING SCHOOL. BUT I DON'T WANT TO TURN ON THE FUCKING TV. THIS IS THE PERFECT FUCKING SOLUTION.

THANKS A FUCKING BUNCH. I'M GONNA BE CHECKING THE FUCKING WEATHER ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOW.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

02/03/2009 - 01:01AM

I WANT A FUCKING WIDGET FOR MY DASHBOARD (APPLE)

Dear Apple users: That'd be awesome. Maybe I'll learn how to program in that.

02/03/2009 - 03:45AM

THIS SHIT ROCKS. HARD.

Thank you. Soft.

02/03/2009 - 12:53PM

"It's" = It is
"Its" shows possession

Dear Grammar-jerk, I know. I'm not shooting for english-accuracy and thank God I'm not writing books.

02/03/2009 - 01:25PM

this is fucking sweet
is there one for englnad??

thanks.
I don't know, did it work?

02/03/2009 - 04:11PM

I'M SICK OF THE FUCKING SNOW! IT'S STILL FUCKING COLD, AND I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE.
BTW....THANKS FOR THE FUCKING WEATHER REPORT!

Me too.

02/03/2009 - 07:22PM

This Fucking Site Is Awesome~

02/03/2009 - 09:40PM

It's Wisconsin 80% of the weather sucks

I'm 72% sure that's true.

02/04/2009 - 12:30AM

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Though that was creepy, awesome movie.

02/04/2009 - 02:22AM

THIS SHIT ROCKS
Seriously, because of this website I now believe in god.
All Hail the Fucking Weather

Shit, I think I need to add this to the Terms of Service. If you access this website, the Creator, Server equipment, and everyone else involved are not responsible in the unlikely act of causing internet users to believe that any God that he or she believes in actually exists. Though this is probably some-sort of higher power, accessing this web service is not a sole reason such an entity exists.

02/04/2009 - 07:23AM

Barrow alaska... :D add it :D

Yes sir.

02/04/2009 - 09:55AM

M

Thank you.

02/04/2009 - 10:07AM

thats fucking funny

I agree.

02/04/2009 - 02:40PM

THIS WEBSITE IS MY FUCKING HOMEPAGE
THANK YOU FOR THE FUCKING WEATHER WITHOUT ANY OF THE FUCKING BULLSHIT
YOU FUCKING RULE
ALSO ITS FUCKING COLD WEAR A FUCKING JACKET

Ironically, this site is not my homepage.

You are welcome sir.

Thanks.

I am.

02/04/2009 - 04:03PM

EMAIL WON'T RESPOND

What email?

02/04/2009 - 04:05PM

I LOVE THE FUCKING WEATHER!

02/04/2009 - 05:47PM

Fucking Radar???

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa. That would be way too complicated. You don't need a fucking rader to know how the fucking weather is.

02/04/2009 - 06:44PM

THIS SHIT FUCKING ROCKS!!!!

02/04/2009 - 07:33PM

you should have the option to choose *C or *F. Farenheit sucks as a temperature scale.

That's not a bad idea. Maybe I'll add some fucking settings.

02/04/2009 - 08:44PM

lololololololololololol, this is a beautiful, beautiful website and I love it.

02/04/2009 - 09:06PM

This place is great. Make a bigger blog.

Yes sir!

02/04/2009 - 10:16PM

I found this using stumble upon and fucking love it. I sent it to everyone I know. It reminds me of http://thingsididlastnight.com/ If you're the same person fucking kudos, sir, fucking kudos!

LMFAO. I've never seen that website before and that's fucking awesome. I absolutely wish I could take credit for that.

02/04/2009 - 10:17PM

make a reference to "shrinkage" and you'll be my hero.

Done.

02/04/2009 - 10:40PM

hi

Hey.

02/04/2009 - 10:28PM

the fucking weather is fucking awesome. fuck. have my fucking babies.

Yes Ma'am!

02/05/2009 - 04:54AM

First, nice fucking job... seriously

But I live in montreal-canada and here, belive me it's like UNFUCKABLED COLD aroud here!!!! Any chance to get my city add to your fucking engin.

Thanks for the laugh

-TazManRush

LMFAO. I'm not sure I've experienced "UNFUCKABLED" cold before. However, I'm working on it.

02/05/2009 - 08:57PM

I LIKE IT

Thanks!

02/06/2009 - 12:27AM

I just wanted to comment on how I like your website it is fucking hilarious as well as just telling me the fucking weather

Thank you for such a great sight

You're welcome sir!

02/06/2009 - 11:45AM

BAhahahaha i will never get my weather anywhere else again

02/06/2009 - 03:30PM

This Shit Fucking Rules

02/06/2009 - 05:16PM

Here is my poem on rain:

Rain can go die.
Alone.
In an empty field.
With vultures pecking at its corpse.
Rain can go fuck itself.

Thank you.

Don't forget to nominate me for a Pulitzer fucking Prize.

02/06/2009 - 08:13PM

Love this. Not sure why. But love it.

02/06/2009 - 09:15PM

Please hand me my stogie.

Okay. Your cigar or shoe?

02/06/2009 - 09:57PM

HERES = HERE'S for "here is"

ITS = IT'S for "it is"

In short, you left out the fucking apostrophe.

I'm aware.

02/06/2009 - 10:36PM

you're cool. man you are so cool

seriously you created a fucking great website and i love you (no homo)

I just love the fact that someone else also says "no homo".

02/06/2009 - 10:38PM

It's fucking awesomer!

More like.
awesomer-est!

02/07/2009 - 02:12AM

THIS SHIT SHOULD HAVE PLACES OUTSIDE OF FUCKING AMERICA

It's true.

02/07/2009 - 06:04AM

THIS SHIT ROCKS

also, cocks.

but, there was a server error. probably because of the high traffic flow.

Yeah, my router probably start sobbing.

02/07/2009 - 06:49AM

CELSIUS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Nope. English.

02/07/2009 - 10:03AM

Your fucking website just told me 45 degrees is fucking cold. After the winter we've had so far, 45 degrees is a fucking unbelievable bounty of spring weather.

thefuckingweather.com's idea of the fucking weather may be up for interpretation?

02/07/2009 - 12:00PM

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT

02/07/2009 - 12:45PM

Yo sick site. I've always had an idea for a site like this but also it would tell you what to wear. Like it's 67 degrees here. so its nice. But how nice? should i wear cargos or jeans? should i wear a t-shirt or a long sleeve? Will my toes get cold if i wear sandals?

Hey man I can't tell you what to wear. I tell you how the fucking weather is so you can decide what to wear. What if you don't even like sandals? Can't just go telling people to wear things they don't like.

02/07/2009 - 04:53PM

This is the only weather source I trust. I fucking love this website. This shit does indeed rock

02/07/2009 - 05:08PM

I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA...

02/07/2009 - 05:16PM

THIS SHIT ROCKS INDEED IT DOES GOOD JOB BRUTHAMAN

Oh man. I've never been a BRUTHAMAN before!

02/07/2009 - 07:09PM

Life is good

I agree.

02/07/2009 - 08:22PM

this fucking weather is great

Like, the site? or it's(IT IS, NOT POSESSION) nice outside?

02/07/2009 - 12:06AM

THIS IS FUCKING OFF THE HOOK

02/07/2009 - 03:39PM

THIS SHIT ROCKS

No really, it does. Thanks man for making a simple site that just gives me what I want. The fucking weather.

Now don't go fuck it up now.

Thanks, I'll try not to.

02/07/2009 - 07:59PM

i would comment everyday, but im too FUCKING afraid that youll steal our sun, put it in a jar, and scatter it across our little woooooooooorld.FUCK.

HUH? I don't have that technology.

02/08/2009 - 01:08AM

love it

I like my comments just how I like my websites.

02/08/2009 - 02:05AM

So much awesome from a Pentium 3. It doesn't seem real.

I know- and someone was throwing that shit away.

02/08/2009 - 04:44AM

You made it into my fucking Firefox bookmark toolbar. That's only for sites I really like to frequent, so fucking congrats.

Sweet deal!

02/08/2009 - 06:04AM

Not fucking international weather?
this is the motherfucking internet!

Someone want to donate a weather service?

02/08/2009 - 11:33AM

AMERICA'S WEATHER FUCK YEAH

Yeah! Kinda!

02/08/2009 - 02:19PM

No fucking bullshit, just the straight fucking temp outside, that's what I fucking want, and you guys fucking deliver !!!! Fuckin" top-notch !!

8-)

02/08/2009 - 03:14PM

Hysterical!I Love It!

02/08/2009 - 05:17PM

Props on the fucking celsius option, just one thing, my browser has trouble remembering that i want celsius.

And it would be great if the celsius option worked for the forecast as well.

Other than that, fucking great work on the site!

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm still trying to get all of the bugs out of it, it'll eventually work.

02/08/2009 - 05:43PM

The Fucking Weather is the shit! Finally, the bullshit cut out of the forecast. My dad approves of you brave souls. Holla at cha boy!

Student made, Father Approved! Fun for the whole family!

02/08/2009 - 05:50PM

The fucking weather was right.

02/08/2009 - 06:02PM

no bug..
just wanna let you know that i think this is a very awesome story.
its now my new homepage

Thanks!

02/08/2009 - 07:31PM

THIS SHIT ROCKS AND THIS IS MY FUCKING COMMENT

If I had a dollar for every time someone wrote "THIS SHIT ROCKS" and clicked submit, I would most-literally have 300 dollars.

02/08/2009 - 09:08PM

awesome site - this is exactly how my roommate described the weather in college, which is why i have two more recommendations for cold:

cold as balls
colder than christ
and just plain fuck

I will consider your suggestions for my sarcastic remarks. However: http://explosm.net/comics/1552/

02/08/2009 - 09:36PM

very nice and simple i think i will replace weather.com in my favorites with it....

02/08/2009 - 11:17PM

This site is fucking hilarious!

02/09/2009 - 12:18AM

HOLY SHITFUCK THIS IS GREAT

02/09/2009 - 07:53AM

THIS FUCKING ROCKS

No seriously, you totally made my day/week/month. My only disappointment is that by Google Chrome's bookmark bar shortens links that are too long, so I can't actually have "THE FUCKING WEATHER" on it.

A-fucking-plus, sir/madam.

Hey thanks! Glad I got a passing grade.

02/09/2009 - 10:30AM

pure genius! the foul language is a bonus

Foul Language?! Pish posh sir! This website using nothing but the most accurate vocabulary possible in order to describe accurate weather conditions!

02/09/2009 - 10:49AM

This shit does rock!! Um, can you put an apostrophe in "it's" when you say "it's fucking cold," and an apostrophe in "here's" where it says "here's my fucking input." So sorry to nitpick. Your site is fucking awesome!

It's interesting to me that this site apparently targets the exact demographic that DEMANDS perfect grammar. But thanks!

02/09/2009 - 10:54AM

I love my fucking weather this way, atleast it's bearable

02/09/2009 - 11:23AM

Genius mate pure brilliance

02/09/2009 - 11:51AM

Hi from fucking Paris (France)!

This shit rocks indeed. You didn't provide a fucking "feature request" button, so I picked "complaint" although I'm quite happywith the actual site.

Anyhoo, don't suppose you could fucking add european weather by any chance?

I'd be fucking grateful if you could, even if it means typing Paris or London or even fucking Berlin in the fucking search box.

Keep me posted and good fucking idea!

Thanks! Actually, It does work to just type in a city name. Not so much for all cities, which is why I wrote "zip" instead. I can add international cities once I can find a weather service that doesn't bound me by their shackles.

02/09/2009 - 11:53AM

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS FUCKING AMAZING

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS

02/09/2009 - 12:01PM

THIS SHIT ROCKS
ALSO
PLZ ALLOW PERMALINKS TO INCLUDE FUCKING CELSIUS
FUCKING COOL THAT I CAN USE ZIPLINKS IN GET REQUEST THO

CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Done.

02/09/2009 - 12:13PM

WHERE'S THE FUCKING OPTION FOR OTHER FUCKING COUNTRIES?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE FUCKING WEATHER IS LIKE IN THE FUCKING UNITED KINGDOM. I THINK IT'S COLD BECAUSE I CAN SEE FUCKING WHITE SNOW BUT I'D RATHER USE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.

02/09/2009 - 12:23PM

You're missing your northern neighbour. Options to select location only go the fucking border, and we all know Canada is a frozen wasteland of igloos, polar bears, and hosers, not counting those fucking stoners on the West Coast.

It's always fucking cold here, and your website is greivously in error if it can't tell me whether my balls will still be connected and where they're supposed to be when I walk to class in the morning. When we're hitting -45˚C here, it's fucking cold. They'll either fucking fall off or retract into my body during my 20 minute hike to school, and I'd like warning before I leave the house.

.Serious, I have a special mitten to hold those babies when it's that bad. But it's awkward taking off all three gloves when I get to class, so I go without if I think I can make it.

Please make it so I'll know if it's damn cold, fucking cold, or too cold to swear when I get up in the morning.

Oh wow. That is awkward. I'll be sure to add a "Safe to take your ball-mittens off" indicator.

02/09/2009 - 12:25PM

INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT PLEASE YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKERS

Working on it

02/09/2009 - 12:29PM

Cute.

It looks like the Fucking Forecast still displays in fucking Fahrenheit, even after I select fucking Celsius. Current temp displays in Celsius, but not the forecast.

thanx.

Thanks. Fixed.

02/09/2009 - 12:52PM

this is my new fucking favorite weather site

Mine too.

02/09/2009 - 01:06PM

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME

02/09/2009 - 01:33PM

fuck yeah you guys rock

02/09/2009 - 01:34PM

Could the form method be switched to Post so that it could shared more easily?

Done.

02/09/2009 - 02:04PM

Pretty fucking incredible that you don't re-output the inputted zipcode. But great fucking job making a decently fucking useful weather fucking site.

02/09/2009 - 02:55PM

I'm glad you fixed the fucking weather because it distracts me in my fucking engineering classes. I have to have some reason to fucking smile.

8-)

02/09/2009 - 03:00PM

Your site is Fucking Great! but it lacks color and design. So .. if you have so much traffic why don't you snaz it up. Seriously could mean big money!!

et me know if you want some help.

Thanks! I enjoy my painfully simple design.

02/09/2009 - 03:05PM

I tried to put in my postal code, in the vain hope that Canada would be recongnized as a country and not the insignificant desert it seems to be viewed at on this fine website.

Desert?

02/09/2009 - 03:44PM

FUCKING HOMEPAGED.

02/09/2009 - 03:54PM

THIS SHIT ROCKS! SO much i want a firefox extension because i am too lazy to bookmark or even type in the address everytime, i am also too inept and lazy to try and make one myself.thanks! your site fucking rocks

02/09/2009 - 04:11PM

I'm going to have sex with my fucking girlfriend to the light of your site on my fucking computer screen. Fucking shit, Digg sucks compared to this.

Yeah, I designed the site to get off the perfect shade of white in order to have intercourse to it. I like Digg though.

02/09/2009 - 04:17PM

This is a fucking comment. You are a Fucking Genius!!!

I like turtles.

02/09/2009 - 05:13PM

THIS SHIT DOES ROCK.

But seriously. Great work.

I can finally get my fucking weather without having to deal with fucking ads everyfuckingwhere.

I think your site is much better than isittuesday.com

Congratufuckinglations.

02/09/2009 - 05:35PM

I have a fucking complaint about one of the complaints (below): it's spelled "apostrophe," not fucking "apastrophe."

“ADD A FUCKING APASTROPHE TO “ITS FUCKING COLD””

LMFAO. Comments wars. Approved.

02/09/2009 - 05:36PM

You gotta be fucking kidding.

Nope. Super cereal.

02/09/2009 - 05:47PM

I like poop!

02/09/2009 - 05:52PM

can't you fucking put it in Spanish?

No. (That was translated).

02/09/2009 - 06:08PM

FUCKING SHIT THIS SITE IS THE FUCKING BALLS FUCK YA AMERICA GO WEATHER

Yes. Go weather.

02/09/2009 - 01:25PM

Seriously, this shit rocks.

02/09/2009 - 06:37PM

Fucking Brilliant, the fucking forecast is now in Celsius as well.
Thanks
- The rest of the world

You're welcome world.

02/09/2009 - 08:08PM

#1 "THIS SHIT ROCKS" disappears when I click in the box. I was gonna keep it.

#2 Good choice of domain names. Now if I want to make something as cool, I have to write a BIND config entry and take over the shit for all the DNS clients I control. Believe me, they number in the tens.

#3 Goddamn I love this fucking weather. It's fucking NICE here.

#4 Related ideas started near here that got away: isitopen.com. s/ideas/idea.

#5 I was unable to indicate Comment AND Complaint AND Bug AND Additional Phrase. I was only able to indicate Comment XOR Complaint XOR Bug XOR Additional Phrase. THX, BIG UPS TO SITE OPS. LET'S HEAR IT FOR RUNNING LINUX ON THE WORST OLD HOS HARDWARE WE CAN CRAM IN A CLOSET!

#1 "THIS SHIT ROCKS" disappears when you click it because all people would do is click submit. Now all people do is type "THIS SHIT ROCKS" with a space after it and click submit.

Thanks. And that would make me sad.

Word!

Yay Linux!

02/09/2009 - 08:13PM

thank youso much for the fucking weather. It is very nice to just get the fucking weather and a small comment abt me not being in alaska. it is very nice. I love it.

02/09/2009 - 08:29PM

Where's the fucking beef?

I'm not sure.

02/09/2009 - 08:55PM

We have a lot of spare servers lying around my work, many of which are much better than the sad 550mhz machine you described. What if someone wanted to donate a used but much better machine?

I Accept!

02/09/2009 - 10:26PM

this is funnie luv it

And yet I’m getting criticized for leaving out apostrophes.

02/09/2009 - 10:38PM

This is the best thing in the world, I can't live with out it. x]

Me Either.